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David Crowe & Kermet Apio Co-headlining

David Crowe & Kermet Apio Co-headlining


2 headliners for the price of 1! David Crowe and Kermet Apio team up for one killer show.

About David Crowe:

David is the only comedian in history to have won both the Seattle International Comedy Competition and the San Francisco International Comedy Competition. In just four years he has gone from his first road trip to headlining some of the best clubs across the country. After just one appearance, he became a favorite on the Bob and Tom Radio Show, syndicated to over 100 markets nation wide. 

In 1996 he was chosen to open for President Clinton when he spoke to over two thousand supporters at the Paramount Theater in Seattle. David was raised in the Pacific Northwest. He spent his summers on a small boat exploring the many islands and inlets that clutter the coastline between Washington and Alaska. At the age of twenty he spent the winter living with the Cofan, a native tribe of the upper Amazon, then went on to graduate from the University of Washington with a degree in English Literature. After graduation he killed the travel bug by visiting forty-two countries and learning to say "I love you" in six different languages. But he always knew his true calling was to be a stand-up comedian.

An itinerant joke teller, he goes from town to town just making people laugh. That is what he plans to do until he dies. Unless, of course he dies on stage, then he will happily rise from the dead and do it again.

About Kermet Apio:

Born and raised in Honolulu, Hawaii, Kermet Apio enjoyed a childhood in paradise. He spent his time watching television, playing, and procrastinating everything else. To this day, he still does all three extensively.

After graduating from high school, Kermet moved to Seattle to attend the University of Washington. Seattle became home. In early 1989, Kermet did his first open mike night at the Comedy Underground in Seattle. Comedy was a fun hobby. In May of 1990, he quit his job, said good bye to health care and benefits, and took the leap to performing full time. It is still his only job skill.

He was the winner of the 2009 Great American Comedy Festival and has had numerous appearances on television and radio. He has showcased at comedy festivals in Aspen, Las Vegas, and Vancouver and has performed in 47 states and 3 Canadian provinces. He is a past winner of the Seattle Comedy Competition and was a semi-finalist in the San Francisco Comedy Competition. Also, in 1988 he was Dishwasher of the Month at the Sea-Tac Airport Denny’s.

Kermet is married and the proud father of two wonderful children. He enjoys his family, baseball, and pie. He does not enjoy opera, sitting in traffic, and writing about himself in the third person.